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Physicists to Build Big Truck Super Collider

By: News.

[trucks colliding] And hope to discover "previously unknown levels of fun."

(June 24, 2008) A team of physicists in Phoenix, Arizona announced today their plan to build the world's first and "most totally awesome" big truck super collider. [...]

Flip, the Stuffed Squirrel Answers Your Car Questions

By: Flip, the Stuffed Squirrel.

[Flip, the Stuffed Squirrel] Flip was working on cars when he was barely out of the nest, helping in his father's garage. He is now an A.S.E Certified Master Mechanic, with a successful chain of his own garages in five states. He has written two nationally best-selling books on auto repair and maintenance. He hosts My Car is Driving Me Nuts, a radio talk show heard daily in over 30 cities.

Flip knows cars. And now we are truly fortunate to have him here on this site to answer your questions.

 

Q: Dear Flip,
I have a 1991 Mercedes 190E. It's been a great car up until now. It was running just fine until yesterday, when I went to start it. It turned over once or twice, then spluttered, and then a big cloud of green smoke came out the back. Now it won't start at all. What's wrong with it? Please help!
-Julia

A: What? [ ... ]

Archmage Soulbasher Gets a Letter From a High School Classmate

By: Found in the papers of Archmage Soulbasher.

[Archmage Soulbasher] Dear Marty
(I don't care what you're calling yourself these days, you're still Marty to me. :),

Hi, this is Tracy from North Lake High School. Go Beavers! :) Hehe. Do you remember me? You asked to the Moon River Dance. I'm sorry I couldn't go with you then, but you know... I hope you remember me or this is pretty embarrassing. :) [...]

Top 10 Worst Work-From-Home Business Ideas

By: Shasta.

#10 - Cauliflower Rental

#9 - Professional Pillow Fort Builder

#8 - Track Mud All Over People's Clean Floors Service

#7 - Fake Parakeet Spotter

#6 - Professional Complainer About New Cartoons

#5 - Terrorist Impersonator

#4 - Canadian Impersonator

#3 - Wolverine, Badger, Viper, Shark and Alligator Petting Zoo

#2 - Guessing the Phrase on Wheel of Fortune Tutor

#1 - Comedy Website Writer

20 Amazing Things You Can Do With Toothpicks!

By: Samantha.

toothpick and olive horse Oh joy. It's time for the next update to the Toothpick Blog. Okay, let's get it over with. Hi folks, Samantha from King Toothpick Company here again to tell you all about the Wonderful Super Golly Gee Wiz Fantastic world of toothpicks.

Today we're going to talk about all the amazing things you didn't know you could do with toothpicks. I bet you just thought they were only good for picking your teeth and making little snack holders. Well you thought wrong. There's just so many other super uses for toothpicks that you'll be astounded! [...]

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