20 Amazing Things You Can Do With Toothpicks!

Oh joy. It's time for the next update to the Toothpick Blog. Okay, let's get it over with. Hi folks, Samantha from King Toothpick Company here again to tell you all about the Wonderful Super Golly Gee Wiz Fantastic world of toothpicks.

Today we're going to talk about all the amazing things you didn't know you could do with toothpicks. I bet you just thought they were only good for picking your teeth and making little snack holders. Well you thought wrong. There's just so many other super uses for toothpicks that you'll be astounded!

#1 - Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Hang on, I'll think of something.

Doot de doo...

I'm sorry. They told me to write this. They said we need to start expanding the market for toothpicks. That toothpicks don't have a fun image and we need to start "making inroads" to other markets. They said, "Sam, think up some fun things to do with toothpicks and write them in the blog." But they're toothpicks!

Oh God, why did I get stuck with this? Why can't I work somewhere exciting like a police station? I bet it would be great fun to write a blog about working there. But no, I have to write about toothpicks. Someone please just put me out of my misery.

Alright. I thought of something. Check this out.

It's a toothpick and olive horse. I just made it. Isn't it swell? So there you go. Something else (sort of) fun you can do with toothpicks (and olives). And that's all I can think of. I guess I should change the title of this post to 1 Amazing Thing You Can Do With Toothpicks, but eh, screw it. Sorry if you got suckered in to reading this thinking there were actually 20 amazing things to do with toothpicks. Oh, who am I kidding? Nobody reads this anyway.

Until next time,
Samantha